You know a numb butt and pangy wrists on any given day means something was accomplished the day before. Even if its just a lot of mental plot planning and backspace pushing.
A stressful or unexpected life event happens and all you can think is "plot twist!"
A friend or significant other comes to your house for the first time and raises an eye brow at the strange groupings of text subjects, such as recipes, sources of natural venoms and poisons, and Grave Digging 101.
You occasionally slip into 3rd person narrative about your life.
You forewarn new acquaintances that they may end up in a novel. Sometimes you ask permission; others, you secretly watch their every move and tuck it into the folds of your brain for later.
You know writing is hard work, that it drives you bonkers and leaves your home a mess. And you still love it!
Do you have any more fun ones to add? Please leave them in the comments so I can laugh too!